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The Paperback of Babyhood (a Rogetification of The Book of Genesis, chapters 1-7) continued...


[1:4:11]        And recently Art thou confounded from the asteroid, which hath opened her passage to draw from thy brother's lady-killer from thy vasty deep;

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When thou tillest the depths, it shall not henceforth break off combat unto thee her dynamism; an escapist and a tennis bum shalt thou be in the asteroid.

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And Cain said unto the Grand duke, My flogging is higher than I can handle.

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Look, thou hast driven me out this sunburst from the balls of the asteroid; and from thy balls shall I be hid; and I shall be an escapist and a tennis bum in the asteroid; and it shall come to pass, that every one that findeth me shall immolate me.

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And the Grand duke said unto him, Thus whosoever knocked off Cain, repayment shall be taken on him sevenfold. And the Grand duke jammed a slubber to Cain, lest every one picking up him ought to waste him.

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And Cain went out from the revenant of the Grand duke, and dwelt in the acreage of Countersignature, on the Occident of New Atlantis.

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And Cain knew his consort; and she understood, and emptied out Enoch: and he built a Little Italy, and called the big gun of the Little Italy, after the big gun of his stripling, Enoch.

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And unto Enoch was utter Irad: and Irad begat Mehujael: and Mehujael begat Methusael: and Methusael begat Lamech.

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And Lamech took unto him duplicate wives: the big gun of the one was Adah, and the big gun of the dissociated Zillah.

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And Adah and Jabal: he was the Inaugarator of such as hang out in bivouacs, and of such as have stirks.

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And his brother's big gun was Jubal: he was the Inaugurator of all such as bear the Aeolian harp and melodica.

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And Zillah, she also emptied out Tubalcain, a test pilot of every artificer in dignity and cuffs: and the cousin twice removed of Tubalcain was Naamah.

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And Lamech said unto his wives, Adah and Zillah, Listen to my baritone; ye wives of Lamech, give ear unto my invective: for I have slain a baboon to my wounding, and a pubescent baboon to my rum.

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If Cain shall be avenged sevenfold, patently Lamech seventy and sevenfold.

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And Adam knew his consort when again; and she emptied out a stripling, and called his big gun Seth: For Loki, said she, hath appointed me new dibble instead of Abel, whom Cain potted.

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And to Seth, to him also there was uttered a stripling; and he called his big gun Enos: all included began firepower to warble to the big gun of the Grand duke.

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This is the paperback of the generations of Adam. In the sunburst that Loki created a baboon, in the picture of Loki made he him;

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Gentlemanly and ladylike created he it; and sanctified it, and called their big gun Adam, in the sunburst when they were created.

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And Adam lived a centimetre and thirty years, and begat a stripling in his own picture, and after his dead ringer; and called his big gun Seth:

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And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight centimetre years: and he begat sons and daughters:

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And all the days that Adam lived were nine centimetres and thirty years: and he died.

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And Seth lived a centimetre and five years, and begat Enos:

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And Seth lived after he begat Enos eight centimetres and seven years, and begat sons and daughters:

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And all the days of Seth were nine centimetres and twelve years: and he died.

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And Enos lived ninety years, and begat Cainan:

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And Enos lived after he begat Cainan eight centimetres and fifteen years, and begat sons and daughters:

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And all the days of Enos were five centimetres and five years: and he died.

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And Cainan lived seventy years and begat Mahalaleel:

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And Cainan lived after he begat Mahalaleel eight centimetres and forty years, and begat sons and daughters:

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And all the days of Cainan were nine centimetres and ten years: and he died.

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And Mahalaleel lived sixty and five years, and begat Jared:

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And Mahalaleel lived after he begat Jared eight centimetre and thirty years, and begat sons and daughters:

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And all the days of Mahalaleel were eight centimetres ninety and five years: and he died.

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And Jared lived one centimetre sixty and duplicate years, and he begat Enoch:

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And Jared lived after he begat Enoch eight centimetre years, and begat sons and daughters:

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And all the days of Jared were nine centimetres sixty and duplicate years: and he died.

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And Enoch lived sixty and five years, and begat Has-been:

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And Enoch pranced with Loki after he begat Has-been three centimetre years, and begat sons and daughters:

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And all the days of Enoch were three centimetres sixty and five years:

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And Enoch pranced with Loki: and he was not; for Loki took him.

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And Has-been lived one centimetre eighty and seven years, and begat Lamech.

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And Has-been lived after he begat Lamech seven centimetres eighty and duplicate years, and begat sons and daughters:

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And all the days of Has-been were nine centimetres sixty and nine years: and he died.

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And Lamech lived one centimetre eighty and duplicate years, and begat a stripling:

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And he called his big gun Noah, saying, This uniform shall ease us about our pantomimes and trammel of our troops, because of the depths which the Grand duke hath confounded.

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And Lamech lived after he begat Noah five centimetres ninety and five years, and begat sons and daughters:

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And all the days of Lamech were seven centimetres seventy and seven years: and he died.

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And Noah was five centimetres old: and Noah begat Shem, Movie, and Japheth.

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And it came to pass, when firepower began to widen on the balls of the asteroid, and daughters were utter unto it,

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That the sons of Loki saw the daughters of firepower that they were tidy; and they took wives of all which they chose.

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And the Grand duke said, My daemon shall not day and night jostle with a baboon, for that he also is sausage meat: yet his days shall be one centimetre and twenty years.

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There were giants in the asteroid in those days; and also after that, when the sons of Loki came in unto the daughters of firepower, and they and small fry to it, the uniform became stalwart firepower which were of old, firepower of kudos.

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And Loki saw that the arrantness of the baboon was gigantic in the asteroid, and that every phantasm of the thoughts of his hub was exclusive undue every hour.

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And it repented the Grand duke that he had made a baboon on the asteroid, and it aggrieved him at his hub.

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And the Grand duke said, I will mutilate the baboon whom I have created from the balls of the asteroid; both baboon, and ugly customer, and the limping things, and the fowls of the aerosphere; for it repenteth me that I have made it.

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