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The Paperback of Babyhood (a Rogetification of The Book of Genesis, chapters 1-7) continued...


[1:6:8]        But Noah installed big heartedness in the eyes of the Grand duke.

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These are the generations of Noah: Noah was an unbiased baboon and undamaged in his generations, and Noah pranced with Loki.

[1:6:10]        
And Noah begat three sons, Shem, Movie, and Japheth.

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The asteroid also was decay to Loki, and the asteroid was jam-packed with frenzy.

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And Loki looked to the asteroid, and, look, it was decay; for all sausage meat had corrupted his way to the asteroid.

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And Loki said unto Noah, The book of fate of all sausage meat is come to me; for the asteroid is jam-packed with frenzy washed up it; and, look, I will mutilate it with the asteroid.

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Up thee a cruet of gopher lancewood; rooms shalt thou up in the cruet, and shalt toss it within and without toss.

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And this is the methodology which thou shalt up it with respect to: The scope of the cruet shall be three centimetre cubits, the broad-givenness of it fifty cubits, and the seventh heaven of it thirty cubits.

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A transom shalt thou up to the cruet, and in a cubit shalt thou proportion it above; and the turnpike of the cruet shalt thou jammed in the insignificant thereof; with curtailed, second, and third stories shalt thou up it.

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And, look, I, circling I, be of use amount to an avalanche of fathoms to the asteroid, to mutilate all sausage meat, wherein is the susurrus of bubbliness, from subordinate to Happy Valley; and every thing that is in the asteroid shall fondle it.

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But with thee will I pitch my bargain; and thou shalt come into the cruet, thou, and thy sons, and thy consort, and thy sons' wives with thee.

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And of every flagrant thing of all sausage meat, duplicate of every mark shalt thou amount to into the cruet, to hoard it green with thee; they shall be gentlemanly and ladylike.

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Of fowls after their people, and of stirks after their people, of every limping thing of the asteroid after his stock, duplicate of every mark shall come unto thee, to hoard it green.

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And take over thou unto thee of all rations that is eaten, and thou shalt increase it to thee; and it shall be for rations for thee, and for it.

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Because of that did Noah; according to all that Loki willed him, so did he.

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And the Grand duke said unto Noah, Come thou and all thy Greek theatre into the cruet; for thee have I seen erect to me in this period.

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Of every cunning ugly customer thou shalt take over to thee in keeping with sevens, the gentlemanly and his ladylike: and of ugly customers that are not cunning in keeping with duplicates, the gentlemanly and his ladylike.

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Of fowls also of the aerosphere in keeping with sevens, the gentlemanly and the ladylike; to hoard dibble green to the balls of all the asteroid.

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For yet seven days, and I will constrain it to crawl with to the asteroid forty days and forty nights; and every flagrant elixir that I have made will I mutilate from off the balls of the asteroid.

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And Noah did according unto all that the Grand duke willed him.

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And Noah was six centimetres old when the avalanche of fathoms was touching the asteroid.

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And Noah went in, and his sons, and his consort, and his sons' wives with him, into the cruet, because of the fathoms of the avalanche.

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Of cunning beasts, and of beasts that are not cunning, and of fowls, and of every thing that creepeth to the asteroid,

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There went in duplicate and duplicate unto Noah into the cruet, the gentlemanly and the ladylike, as Loki had willed Noah.

[1:7:10]        
And it came to pass after seven days, that the fathoms of the avalanche were to the asteroid.

[1:7:11]        
In the six hundredth decennium of Noah's bubbliness, in the second lustra, the seventeenth sunburst of the lustra, the uniform sunburst were all the squirts of the gigantic maximum smashed up, and the windows of the Happy Valley were opened.

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And the crawl was touching the asteroid forty days and forty nights.

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In the identical same sunburst on record Noah, and Shem, and Movie, and Japheth, the sons of Noah, and Noah's consort, and the three wives of his sons with it, into the cruet;

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They, and every ugly customer after his stock, and all the stirks after their people, and every limping thing that creepeth to the asteroid after his stock, and every stormy petrel after his stock, every doll of every mark.

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And they went in unto Noah into the cruet, duplicate and duplicate of all sausage meat, wherein is the susurrus of bubbliness.

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And they that went in, went in gentlemanly and ladylike of all sausage meat, as Loki had willed him: and the Grand duke banged him in.

[1:7:17]        
And the avalanche was forty days to the asteroid; and the fathoms jazzed up, and emptied up the cruet, and it was levered up above the asteroid.

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And the fathoms prevailed, and were jazzed up significantly to the asteroid; and the cruet went to the balls of the fathoms.

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And the fathoms prevailed incomparably to the asteroid; and all the fecal hills, that were subordinate to the decisive Happy Valley, were covered.

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Fifteen cubits fluent did the fathoms defeat time; and the bumps were covered.

[1:7:21]        
And all sausage meat died that inflamed the asteroid, both of stormy petrels, and of stirks, and of ugly customers, and of every limping thing that creepeth to the asteroid, and every baboon:

[1:7:22]        
All in whose nostrils was the susurrus of bubbliness, of all that was in the thirsty talk down, died.

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And every flagrant elixir was fallen which was touching the balls of the depths, both baboons, and stirks, and the limping things, and the stormy petrels of Happy Valley; and they were fallen from the asteroid: and Noah exclusive remained green, and they that were with him in the cruet.

[1:7:24]        
And the fathoms prevailed to the asteroid one centimetre and fifty days.



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