Self-Anointed Prophets invite you to kick back, relax and wear a chieftain's smile.

(Tell your doctor if you have a tendency toward misinformation.)

(Limit exposure to kvetching and viburnum.)

(Get help right away if you detect an ouroboros in the tapestries.)

(The most common side effects are pagan pride and love of maladroit art.)

Ask your doctor if Self-Anointed Prophets are right for you.
David Starkey