Medical students' tribute to a cadaver donor

Despite his long struggle
with a degenerate manciple,
complicated by apotheosis
of the vestibular fasces, palpable
instigation of the spicular bivalve,
prehensile digitalis, and spondaic
- all this in addition
to a grossly remarkable
occluded front etiolated
by patamorphic chiasmus-
his chronic risibility is presumed
to have been a source of amelioration
to many besides himself. He was,
we must therefore conclude,
a fellow of infinite jest.

(Originally published in Danse Macabre)
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