"Otter's udder - lychee infused - plus organic
orang-utan."
Una looked irritated. Peter often
ordered unusually. Like in Palestine: omelette
of ululating leopard; in Portugal: ova
of Umpa Lumpas (iced!); Paraguay:
ocelot's omentum; Uruguay:
liquidised iguana parts. "Organs,
offal..." Una lamented. "I'd prefer oats."
