Proselytizing creeds
promise true believers
a fast track to paradise;
though God only knows,
maybe heaven's parceled
into many celestial globes
by a benevolent God Almighty
who's got one for Baptists,
another for Catholics,
a third for Mormons,
a fourth for Sunnis,
a fifth for Shiites,
and on 'n on
till kingdom come
- to hell with atheists!
